Dear Gavin and Grant,
You are capable of catching a 9" circumference baseball in a glove opening less than 8" wide.
You are proficient at banging an 8" circumference tennis ball with a 10" racket in the front driveway.
You are adept at knocking the cover off a 9" circumference baseball with an 8" circumference baseball bat when thrown at you from over 30 feet away.
You can swish a basketball 27 inches in circumference into a hoop only a few inches larger 8 feet in the air.
Heck, you are talented enough to hit an aluminum can less than 8" tall with a 6mm bb from a gun over 20 feet away.
CAN YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME, THEN, WHY YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF GETTING A STREAM OF LIQUID A FEW MM WIDE FROM YOUR BODY INTO AN OPENING 11" X 12" WHEN YOU ARE STANDING LESS THAN SIX INCHES AWAY FROM IT????!!!?!?!?!?!?
KEEP BELIEVING
That is hilarious!!! I don't have that problem yet - maybe I will keep Jake in diapers forever!!
ReplyDeleteAshley
Amazingly, my two have been remarkably good aimers most of the time, and I don't know why that is. Your complaint is the norm!
ReplyDeleteI say, SIT, then, for crying out loud. :-)
Have a good day, Angie.
That is hilarious! What a great way to pose the question.....I'd love to hear their response! And I ditto Karen's comment, SIT, if you can't hit the mark!
ReplyDeleteAngie, I am laughing at this, b/c just yesterday I googled,"how to get rid of the urine smell in my bathroom". It doesn't matter how often I clean it or what I use, the smell in the bathroom is always there! If you have any suggestions, I will take them!
ReplyDeleteSo funny....Connor is pretty good unless it is the middle of the night...then I swear most of it ends up everywhere EXCEPT the toilet...he just sways back and forth like he is drunk..so funny! It is gross!!!
ReplyDeleteLove,
Kris
oh how i feel your pain!! try 3 little 'aimless' creatures all with the same conspiracy-make the powder room smell like anything but powder!!! wish i had a cure- not one to be found. web m.d. does not even have it listed in their symptom checker!!!! one thing i do have to say, is that home depot has a removable toilet seat- it just snaps on and off. you can take the whole thing off and soak it in the kitchen sink in bleach (see that is disgusting too!) and then put it back in the line of fire for another day! :)
ReplyDeleteRhonda
Angie, you are talking about my brother here. LOL!!
ReplyDeleteMy boys are 12 and 14 and they still miss.
ReplyDeleteBoys are gross
oh my that made me LAUGH OUT LOUD...guess this is what i have to look forward to with our little man.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! Oh, yes, the dreaded pee stained toilet and floor. I'm sorry to say that it gets worse when all their friends start hanging out at your house all the time. It's bad enough cleaning up after your own kids, but the whole neighborhood? Grosses me out!
ReplyDeleteCan I post this on my blog as well?!!
ReplyDeleteagree, agree, agree! I have 4 boys and a husband and if I knew the answer to this question I would be a happy lady ~ with a lot more free time, not cleaning the potty :)
ReplyDeleteHYSTERICAL and I have wanted to ask the same question of my men!! :) Thanks for keeping it real, sweet Angie.
ReplyDeleteLove from Shawn from TN
Too funny!! I have a coworker who MAKES all the men in her house pee sitting down. And they do!!!
ReplyDeleteHallie
I've been reading and following for sometime now but I don't think I've ever commented. This post cracked me up! My grown husband and nearly 17 year old son still have aim issues.
ReplyDeletep.s. I left you an award at my place. :)
Hmmmm. As a mom of two girls, all I can say is..... EEEWWWW! At least AIM is one thing we don't have to worry about at our house, but you wouldn't believe the amount of toilet paper we go through!!! :0)
ReplyDeleteMarcie