Please be prepared for the consequence of your latest advertising aimed at young children. There have been a series of television commercials for Subway aired during morning and daytime hours on such channels as Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon. I reference the commercial above as an example.
Please. Feel free to add campaigns marketed towards tweens requesting cell phones, designer clothes, their own computer, etc. only to fall on nay-saying parental units. Also, it would be wise to target teenagers requesting such things as sports cars, booze, weed and no curfews from their denying parents set out on destroying their social life and well-being. If you could, though, please wait until my children are of that age demographic before you launch each campaign. I really need to give my children another reason to hate me and my husband for the fact that we do not buy them toys and luxuries without cause and the fact that we have rules and boundaries. How ridiculous of any parent to deny their grade-schoolers request for a tarantula or to dye the cat (okay you may have a point on that one).
Please be prepared for the large influx of booger-picking, mosquito-bite-scratching, extravagant-requesting, picky-eating little hoodlums I plan on sending your way. Have your checkbooks ready so that you can tell my children who are begging me every day to go so Subway so they can "get exactly what they want" after I have turned down their daily requests for a Wii, a house with a swimming pool, a pair of Heely's, a Ripstick, and a trip to Disney for no particular reason, event or accomplishment that YOU, SUBWAY, will give them exactly what their literally-processing minds want. Thankyouverymuch.
At the very minimum, please be prepared to start offering hot dogs and peanut butter and jelly to the new market you have targeted.